pandorameadows:

go hoss go

thats-slightly-raven:

THIS FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD GIRL JUST BEAT ME 11 TIMES AT SLED RACING ON CLUB PENGUIN I AM 16 WHY CANT I EVEN BEAT A CHILD AT A GAME FOR 7 YEAR OLDS FUCK YOU KAYLA2005 FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR SLED RACING SKILLS AND YOUR RAINBOW PUFFLE FUCK YOU FUCK CLUB PENGUIN I HATE YOU

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heismandiego:

this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

(Source: usherwordz, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via joshpeck)

There’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets

totally-relatable:

Like, don’t tell me when i’m done

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(Source: theprincedouche, via just-funny-posts)

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dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

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darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

(Source: funnuraba, via just-funny-posts)

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via just-funny-posts)

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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